Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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