please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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