We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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