omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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