a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
how can u be prego again
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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