When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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