We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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