The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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