For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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