problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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