Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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