Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
