Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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