i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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