You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I cut my penus on the lid.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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