There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he fucked my hip out of place.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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