didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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