He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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