just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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