Fuck appropriateness.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
