HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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