i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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