Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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