girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.