You really coming over, don't trick.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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