super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
ttyl tear gas
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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