Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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