I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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