why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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