If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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