just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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