Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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