Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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