"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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