So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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