I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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