If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So. Much. Porn.
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