Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
