Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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