Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't like sucking hair
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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