The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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