I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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