WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
wow bdsm is so cute
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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