Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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