Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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