talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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