I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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