I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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