just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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