butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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