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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.

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Thank you Grey Goose.

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(703): By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out. (703): Thank you Grey Goose. http://tfl.nu/neos

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I hate having morals and standards the next morning.

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(732): I hate having morals and standards the next morning. http://tfl.nu/3tqs

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.

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(703): I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking. http://tfl.nu/6jrt

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(206): View more from Washington

ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer

(818): View more from California

oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good

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(206): ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer (818): oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good http://tfl.nu/hoy9

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(518): View more from New York

she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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(518): she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going. http://tfl.nu/q9ws

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress

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(774): I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress http://tfl.nu/bwko

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(410): View more from Maryland

i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed

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(410): i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed http://tfl.nu/6788

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?

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(401): Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried? http://tfl.nu/xci2

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.

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(605): We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor. http://tfl.nu/zlq5

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(540): View more from Virginia

come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol

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its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now

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(540): come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol (540): its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now http://tfl.nu/0y7d

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.

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(870): Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic. http://tfl.nu/y3t4

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(212): View more from New York

You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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(212): You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band. http://tfl.nu/ldj0

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(626): View more from California

I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?

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(626): I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/9qof

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(407): View more from Florida

OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING

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(407): OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING http://tfl.nu/avf7

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow

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(201): i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow http://tfl.nu/q6h5

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