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• (562): View more from California

  hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??

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