grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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