There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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