So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
