i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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