pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dick very happy bro
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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