Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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