What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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