Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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