I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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