Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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