You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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