new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Cover your peen. We're going out.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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