Christians are straight up FREAKS
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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